I had no cheesy pictures, nor cheesy tales to tell
And long upon this I did dwell.
So for you lovely folks
I leave this bunch of cheesy jokes.
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All that was left was de brie.
What do you call cheese that is sad?
How do you get a mouse to smile?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What dance do cheese makers do every Halloween?
The muenster mash!
What did the Cheese salesman say?
That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
And last but not least.
Mexican, Englishman, American
A Mexican, Englishman, and an American are in a bar having drinks.
When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says:
Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight.
The Englishman says: I love liver and cheese!
The woman says: That’s not good enough!
The American says: I hate liver and cheese!
The woman says: That’s not creative!
The Mexican says: Liver alone, cheese mine!
Cheesy jokes courtesy of Jokes4Us.com