Friday, February 1, 2013

Cheesy Fun

Today marks the first day of the 30 minus 2 days of writing hosted by Nicky and Mike of We Work For CheeseFor more cheesy goodness, please read all the other talented participants.  Now let's get started! 

I had no cheesy pictures, nor cheesy tales to tell
And long upon this I did dwell.
So for you lovely folks
I leave this bunch of cheesy jokes.
 

Image Source: Zebedee Zebedee
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
All that was left was de brie.

What do you call cheese that is sad?
Blue cheese.

How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese!


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!

What dance do cheese makers do every Halloween?
The muenster mash!

What did the Cheese salesman say?
That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta! 


The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?  

And last but not least.

Mexican, Englishman, American
A Mexican, Englishman, and an American are in a bar having drinks.
When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says:


Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight.

The Englishman says:  I love liver and cheese!

The woman says:  That’s not good enough!

The American says:  I hate liver and cheese!

The woman says:  That’s not creative!

The Mexican says:  Liver alone, cheese mine!
 


Cheesy jokes courtesy of Jokes4Us.com

19 comments:

  1. You. Are. AWESOME!!! I love your cheesy jokes and I am so happy you joined in!! This is hysterical!

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  2. Hah! Thanks for the laughs, Linda. :)

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  3. Ha! A good chuckle to get things going today! :D

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  4. Hey Linda, this is a shameless dodge! I must try the same trick another day! Indigo =)

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  5. Ha, that first joke killed me, really.

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  6. Very clever and funny...Nacho cheese is especially funny!!!! Great start on the 30 day minus two challenge.

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  7. You made me laugh. That's nearly impossible to do. God bless you, and welcome to Nicky and Mike's own little slice of hell.

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  8. Nicky- Thanks! We're definitely off to a Cheesy start. Here's to 27 more days! ;)

    Ziva- Glad you enjoyed them.

    P.J. - Everyone needs a good cheesy chuckle now and then.

    Indigo Roth- Hey, it works for me!

    nonamedufus- Gotcha...dead. Too bad you're not made of Brie. ;)

    Cheryl- Glad you liked them. Google is my friend.

    MikeWJ- I'm glad. Laughter is good medicine.

    life in the mom lane- Thanks!

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  9. Harhar. Very inventive for today's prompt.

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  10. Cheesus, Hallowed Brie thy name.

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  11. My favorite... that would have been my dad's favorite...

    "What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
    All that was left was de brie." LOVE IT!

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  12. Very clever! We will have to keep an eye on you!

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  13. Nacho cheese! My favourite joke ever. High-five!

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  14. These are cheesetastic and they get funnier the later I stay up :)

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  15. Long live cheesy jokes! These all gave me a good chuckle, but I especially enjoyed the last one.

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  16. These are the best cheesy jokes EVER!

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  17. laughingmom- Yes, quite cheesy.

    Shawn- Very clever!

    Katherine- I especially liked that one too.

    Malisa- Hopefully I'll make it all 28 days. The weekends are tough.

    Azara- Glad you liked them - there were a lot to choose from.

    Mike- Yeah, I see the time stamp on this comment. I did a lot of that in the last competition...er challenge.

    KZ- Yeah, me too. I hadn't heard that one.

    Meleah- I thank you and jokes4us thanks you.

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  18. Those were great jokes and the opening poem led into them perfectly. I love the picture. That mouse looks like the Arnold Schwarzenegger of mice:~)

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