Here are some bits of their conversation as they get ready for their long-awaited vacation.
Frannie: I am so ready for this vacation - those lazy afternoons by the pool, cold drinks on the beach, and I can already feel the sand between my toes, so peaceful. Have we forgotten anything?
Steve: Let's see, two suitcases, your big bag of girly stuff, my shaving kit, a half dozen beach towels, his and hers flip flops and three kinds of sunscreen. Um, two fishing rods, tackle, knife and cooler - check.
Frannie: Laptop, camera, assorted techno gadgets - check. Gotta have that-you never know where you'll find good blog material. Did you pay the electric bill?
Steve: You mean you'll have it for checking in with your blogging buddies, don't you? And yeah, bills are paid.
Frannie: Bobby's going to come every day to look after Skipper, right?
Steve: Uh huh, at $5 a day it's cheaper than the kennel, the kid gets some pocket money, and Skipper has some company. Mail? Newspaper?
Frannie: All taken care of. I went on-line and put a hold on the mail and the paper. The mail will be delivered the day we get back, and we'll get a paper the next morning. Gotta love the internet.
So, what else? Windows closed and locked, lights on timer, A/C set...oh, honey did you get beer?
Frannie: Of course. Like I'd forget...along with nuts, chips and dip and soda. After all what's a vacation without a little junk food.
Steve: Let's load up the car. Ewwww, is that garbage?
Frannie: Oh, can't leave that here for a week. Can you take it out? I think they're gonna pick up tomorrow because of the holiday.
Steve: Done! We're on our way, and tonight we'll be sampling shrimp and munching on mahi.
...Two hours later.
Frannie: Uh oh, we forgot something.
Steve: What? Not the beer?
Frannie: We forgot to make the bed.
Steve: [sighs]